Bit of a mixture

After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought
tears to my eyes - he said, "No hablo Ingles"

A lot of people never use their initiative because nobody ever tells them to.

Smoking will cure weight problems - eventually.

To cover the possibility of unexpected visitors, I can often be found eating my
dinner out of a drawer

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head, and a hunting lodge
wall on the back of it.

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese

Perversion is whatever gives the Judge an erection.